Check this out~ i wonder if these outfits were purposely put in the game for this very reason.
HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
date a guy who reads. date a guy who will always be there for you no matter what. date a guy who will be turned on whenever you push his buttons. date a guy who will entertain you, who will distract you from the pains of everyday life, and will always be there in the bedroom waiting for you. date a guy who reads… video game discs. date a gaming console.
okay so when i was little i had a cursory understanding of baby-making (the dingle-dangle goes in the hoo-hoo and stuff happens)
the problem was that my concept of anatomy was very simple and i didn’t know about boners
trying to fit piece A into piece B was a topological nightmare and every possible solution involved some form of elaborate human tetris
when i found out that dicks could swivel like 180 degrees iT LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE
imagine Tonks and Lupin in bed, and he’s the little spoon and he turns round to kiss her only to find she’s metamorphasized her face into Snape’s and he screams and she laughs so hard she falls out the bed
I literally think about this post all the time.